I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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