im holly from the hills drunk
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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