i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
