I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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