I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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