Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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