is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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