alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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