Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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