Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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