Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
