loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dignity is for republicans.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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