i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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