just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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