what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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