you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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