No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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