So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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