Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He? As in you personified your dick?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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