I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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