Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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