Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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