just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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