Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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