is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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