Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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