Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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