But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Even the bartender felt bad for me
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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