i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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