I can't breathe out the right side of my face
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
All the doctor said was why
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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