Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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