IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
