yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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