dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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