Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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