You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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