Barsexuality is the new black.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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