Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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