...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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