The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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