Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Do vagina's smell?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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