what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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