i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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