I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
