my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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