But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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