i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize