is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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