My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
the raccoons are back...
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