Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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