I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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