I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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