That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You have to summon your inner elephant
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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