Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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