Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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