I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize