I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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