I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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