i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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